Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Tonight's Random Thoughts

I have a feeling that the title of this post, Tonight's Random Thoughts,  will become a repeating segment in my blog.  I mean, come on, haven't you ever had something utterly random stuck in your head? And although you know it will sound completely idiotic if you say it out loud, it's going to drive you nuts until you figure it out?  
Yeah, you have. We all have.
Well I'm that terribly obnoxious and abrasive person who will say it anyways.  I am also the person that says something that sounds rude when she didn't mean it to be rude, rubs everyone the wrong way, talks too much, and questions logic.  So in the spirit of being too honest to the point of rude, I'm going to start posting these weird random thoughts for all to read.

So, on to Tonight's Random Thoughts!

My first random thought is one that has been bugging me all day…… When you get a song stuck in your head, (not one that you heard recently. one that you haven't heard in years and it's now stuck in your head ALL DAY LONG), how did your mind pick that song?  I mean, did you just happen to smell some smell that triggered a sub-conscience memory of that song?  Or was it really and truly just the first thing that your mind could conjure and actually completely random?

My second random thought tonight, cat's are fast. Too damn fast.  Never let them get outside at night. It's a bitch to catch one in the dark.

A Little Introduction

So I guess before you read any further I should slap on the warning label:

Do Not read this blog if you are overly sensitive or get upset easily.
Do Not read this blog if you are not comfortable with adult language, violence, and some brief nudity.
Do Not read this blog if you are under 18 or have a very low I.Q.
Do Not read this blog if you are prone to fits of righteousness.
Do Not read this blog if you don't like monkeys. (Just because, hey, who doesn't like monkeys? That's just not right.)

With that being said, if you are still reading, then I hope you enjoy the random, sometimes angry, mostly ranting posts I write.  Enjoy the chaos.  I hope no one feels offended or upset in anyway after reading my posts, they are simply things that are bugging me and this is how I vent it out.  I hope you find them amusing, but in cases that you don't, I apologize now.